With friends like me......
....... who needs enemies?!
I\'m a gloom and doom merchant
If ya depressed, just meet me
And you\'ll feel worse! lol.
Woof! says Fido
This is not even a poem, just an excuse for one!
Now what ya gonna tell us, he asks
Well, cheer up - you gloomy today?
It\'s OK - tomorrow could be worse!
I\'m terribly pessimistic -
When one door opens......
Another one slams in ya face!
Dunno why ya complain
About comedy shows on TV
Where are they? There ain\'t any on TV now
It\'s all \'so-called\' comedy
And be sure to get to bed
Before those \'lovely\' stand-up comedian shows!
Poem gets \'darker\'.......
Suicide? Ooh, I dunno, it\'s bad for me health!
And will it hurt?
I\'ll play Russian Roulette with ya, with my rules
I only leave one gun chamber empty! heehee.
I would invite ya to tea and cake
But none of ya would turn up
I\'m the worst \'friend\' ever! LOL.
Woof! Mark this 18+ says Fido!