“Hello”
“What? Who? It was so quiet and peaceful here…”
“Yes – but you don’t stay there.”
“Well who are you then?’
“Reallocation - to move you on. Now did that last twenty years of retirement suit?”
“Made up for the first twenty years of my life”
“Good – now let’s move you on. Want to go back?”
‘Where?”
“to the blue planet..”
“No! If you are giving me choice, then definitely no, it’s all aggravation there… pain, wars, killing…”
“Yes – noted vast increases in reallocation demand from time to time…”
“And so – where to now?’
“Have just the spot for you – Not in this galaxy, not even in this universe, but another, not far away. Small planet, quiet. No aggression, no reproduction via genders and sex, so you don’t have to worry about that anymore.”
“Seems a little hard to understand”
“Try it - You’ll like it… and well if by any odd chance you don’t, we still have all of Infinity and Eternity to play with…”