Paul Bell

Mummy Daddy

I want you to meet my mum

 

Oh no, not the mum

That means I could be the one

There goes the fun

Time for a ring

That couple thing

Need a plan

Insanity is in the man

Hun, I’m slightly gay

It’s always been that way

I try to hide it

But it just won\'t go away

 

I know babe

That’s what I love about you

You’re feminine too

 

Man, what have I done

Where do I run

Okay, plan two

Hun, think of the kids

What would they think

Daddy wearing a dress

Their little faces

Such a mess

 

Don’t worry babe

Take my hand

Let me introduce you

This is my mum

 

My god, what a body

So fit

Where’s that jeweller

Book the church

I’ll marry her mum

And then some

I’m in love

 

Babe, don’t get carried away

There\'s something I have to say

It’s about my mum

 

Hun, tell me all

Write it, ten feet on the wall

Watch me fall

 

Babe, my mum’s my dad

Aren\'t you glad 

You being that way too

So understanding

It was like God sent you

 

Okay, I\'ve kind of went numb

Something just registered

Call me dumb

But It seems to me

Or maybe I’m slow

Have I just joined a feckin freak show.