orchidee

Mind your language!

Nope, not that \'repeat\' poem again

That I have to mark 18+

The one that goes \'FFFFFFFF\' and not much else!

Nor a Silent Poem

With no words in it! heehee.

 

But I was never good at languages

I only learnt \'Au revoir\' to say to KP - Goodbye!

Not \'A bientot\' - see you soon!

But I never learnt \'Don\'t hurry back!\' in French, to wish her well!

She don\'t know any French you see

 

And I took so long finding out

What \'Carpe Diem\' meant

That by the time I found out it was night-time

And no day left to seize! Doh!

 

And why is \'abbreviation\' such a long word?

Couldn\'t we call it \'abb\' instead?!

 

And I\'m still trying to get out of this burning building

Fire Doors notice says \'Keep doors closed at all times\'

 

And I\'m still trying to find out

Why they are prosecuting Bill Stickers and Bill Posters?

Why? What have they done?!

 

If these jokes get much cornier and older.... says Fido to me! lol.