A nihilistic romanticist, an atheistic pan physicist
A pragmatic idealist, a moderator of extremes
An ignorant intellectualist, an argumentative pacifist
A greedy philanthropist handing out sunbeams
A conventional eccentric, an altruistic egocentric
A literal metaphor, a Judas that redeems
An exploiting conservationist, a tongue tied conversationalist
Hypocritical anti political, lazy and plumb crazy, living on dreams