A real man lifts lots of weights,
He pays for ladies out on dates.
He never cries,
He always lies.
A real man can pack a punch,
He has his wife pack him a lunch.
He\'s full of hate,
He discriminates.
A real man would drive a car,
Plays lots of pranks, takes them too far.
He struts around,
He\'s on the town.
A real man is never trans,
Unless she is a woman.