Matthew R. Callies

Pee Pee in the Potty

The big toilet roars like a dragon

and gulps down whole afternoons.

I do not trust it.

 

But this one—

this little plastic throne the color of sherbet—

waits for me

like it knows my name.

 

Mama says I’m growing.

Daddy says I’m brave.

I say I am busy

building towers

and teaching Bear to read.

 

They say, “Do you have to go?”

I say, “No.”

Then I freeze

like a statue in the museum

we do not go to.

 

There is a whisper in my belly.

A wiggle in my knees.

A hurry-up feeling

that tickles and knocks

and will not be ignored.

 

I march to the bathroom

like a soldier

with very important business.

 

Step-stool.

Turn.

Sit.

 

The world waits.

 

I study the tiles.

I hold my breath.

I tell my knees to behave.

 

And then—

 

a tiny tinkle,

like rain testing the roof.

 

I did it.

 

Mama claps like I won a medal.

Daddy cheers like fireworks.

Bear looks impressed.

 

I grin so wide

my cheeks almost touch.

 

Flush? No dragon here.

Just a quiet swirl

and a sticker shaped like a star.

 

I am small,

but I am mighty.

 

Tomorrow I will build taller towers.

Tomorrow I will teach Bear to spell.

Today

 

I put

pee pee

in the potty.