Now this might be \'Garbage Poem No. 73836593\'
Or summat like that - I\'ve lost count!
Fido interviews me:
\'Does it take long to write these sorts of poems?
\'Nope, no time at all hardly
Just a continuous flow of rubbish!\'
\'Does it take much brain-power and through
To write \'em?\'
\'Nope, hardly any at all
But I only have 3 brain cells anyway!\'
\'And you still being \'orrible to KP?\'
\'Yep, gotta be consistent
Keep her down a peg - or three - or ten!\'
\'Does anyone actually read your nonsense?\'
\'Yep, though each time they waste
About 23 seconds per poem
Time that can never be recovered
Reading utter garbage!\'
\'You write them on purpose, don\'t you
Just to waste people\'s time?\'
\'Yep, of course!\'
End of interview with my talking dog.
LOL.