(Verse1)
Tanked up nice and early
Yeah he\'s sinking quite a few
Snake bites and Stella Artois
It\'s just what rowdy lads do
Leering at the women
Like a lechy slimy twat
If girls don\'t like attention
Why they dressing like that?
The Heckler
(Verse 2)
Deaf to simple reasoning
Blind to simple logic
Now wokeness in punk music?
He\'s finally fucking lost it!
\'Cos the heckler doesn\'t care
He doesn\'t understand
He didn\'t read the room
He don\'t care much for the band
The Heckler
(Chorus)
The heckler hates multiculturalism
All he does is complain
His own pathetic life is shit
He needs someone to blame
(Verse 3)
Empathy and critical thinking
Aren\'t qualities of mine
Fuck your left wing virtue!
And fuck Palestine!
I hang flags from every lamppost
What are you gonna do?
I\'m influenced by echo chambers
I deep throat GB news
The Heckler
(Verse 4)
It\'s not easy being patriotic
\'Cos I tell it like it is
Someone\'s got to protect
Are women and are kids
What\'s wrong is wrong
And what\'s right is right
Just ask my wife who\'s
Nursing a fat lip tonight
The Heckler
(Chorus)
The heckler hates multiculturalism
All he does is complain
His own pathetic life is shit
He needs someone to blame
(Verse 5)
It\'s all about religion
It\'s all about race
Grow a spine you lefty cunt!
I\'ll wipe the smile from your face!
We purge the land of grooming gangs
\'Cos Yaxley tells us so
When they turn out to be white
Then we don\'t want to know
The Heckler
(Verse 6)
The band have had enough
The bouncers kick him out the door
Much to the joy of the crowd
Who cheer and applaud
Fine with war crimes
On Palestinian land
Now he\'s outside crying
With his head in his hands
The Heckler
(Chorus)
The heckler hates multiculturalism
All he does is complain
His own pathetic life is shit
He needs someone to blame