Nerfs and Buffs in a World of Warcraft.
Midnight.
Time for a domicile.
Got myself two houses and a mission to fly a while.
Got to get new gear and a whole heap of housing decor.
Got to go hardcore WoW, when I’m truly only midcore.
Booking half a week off so I don’t have to call and cough.
Got so much to do and real work won’t get me this kind of payoff.
Got to go fantasy and go in search of Xalitoes.
Got to build my guilds;
Got to get some new gal’s and bro’s.
Need to complete the campaign,
And open up every door.
Whether you’re Alliance,
Or For The Horde!
I work for money.
I play for gold.
Got to earn that cool transmog.
Got to get me all of those.
Got to achieve more achievements.
Finally time to work on my rep.
90 should be easy,
Then it’s go do all those grey quests.
For WoW is my life.
It’s what I do with my time.
Got an endless list of need to do’s,
A lot to ding,
While I try to survive.
But they nerfed survival.
Took a pet I had for prolly 50 levels.
But they super upgraded transmog,
Now my alts are never looking dishevelled.
Me and my Mammoth used to rule the World of Warcraft.
Now I stand alone and this hunter just looks daft.
I can’t be bothered to change the talents every time they are redone.
Ain’t got time to change the talents of a talented son,
But I want all my hunters to have their own sought after pets.
Oh they just buffed pets. Strive forward! No regrets!
Need more companions,
This expansion.
I’m having so much fun in this wonderful place.
My only negative is the negative space,
In the rooms at my home,
Maybe they will get quick fixed.
Lift the damn restrictions homey,
Give us more; not less. Get it?
Let us get all the decorations
And fill the empty space in our home.
And please, oh please don’t take my currency,
That I didn’t know I owned.
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