I curse the door I stub my toe on
I fill with rage when my car won’t start
I hate my ugly yellow lawn
And I don’t like that squeaky shopping cart
I regret setting my alarm to help me be on time
I detest doing difficult housework
And I sigh when I drop my wallet and lose a dime
Oh and the guy who cuts me off in line is a real jerk
Annoyance strikes me when the heater breaks
I’m still on hold with customer service and I’m not happy
I don’t like having to bake birthday cakes
Coworkers make me angry when they’re snappy