Oh Lord in Heaven that made the Earth,
The Eurovision Song Contest for what it\'s worth.
The Galaxy of Stars that alight the sky,
Our valued Creatures, but not the Fly.
Grant me strength to bear the sight,
Of ridiculous Man Buns day and night:
Sandals, Piercings, Tattooed necks,
The latest news about Posh and Becks.
Abolish War our ultimate aim,
It\'s bad enough in Video Games.
End the Famine, the Third World\'s fate,
And stop the Rich from gaining Weight.
Give the Homeless a House to share,
Now Andy Windsor\'s standing spare.
And top it off, I may be bold,
Please look upon a simple Soul,
When Females see me By and By-
I\'m Jason Statham in their eyes.
Ahhhhhmen.