Found a cavity in my tooth
Never would’ve believed it without proof
Well gee guess I missed some spots
I really can’t wait for all those shots
Better eat more vegetables instead of all that ice cream
Then it wouldn’t be as much as my fault as it might seem
Gotta call the dentist and let them hear the bad news
Whole office is gonna be filled with depressing blues
Found that darn cavity in my tooth
Sure didn’t want to believe it was the truth