affected courtesy the most vile creature
that walked the face of this Earth
depriving readers the opportunity
to enjoy a thought provoking poem
Fear not the despondent married male,
whose tears of sorrow rival the Zuider Zee,
where thee plethora
and plural of agent provocateur
shorn mine flickering joie de vivre
no longer shouting \"Yippee-ki-yay\"
(often phonetically written as yippy yie yee
where Total Mortal Kombat
the name of the real life game,
I suddenly feel wistful longing
toward a civilization free of frippery,
but honest to dog wannabee
exemplified courtesy mirror
reflections of Tweedledee
and Tweedledum, but hanker
to be reincarnated among
either as secret life of a twee
or as someone during Elizabethan age
would prone to utter
premature ejaculation prithee
that will be the day when yours truly
ennobled within role of Marquis
cowering with knocked-knee
when in the presence of Khamenei
a worse fate than death or epilepsy,
thus I forewarn thee dear reader
to voice outrage how a big bang
(not the original one
by any stretch of the imagination)
but take matters into your own hands
linkedin to brotherhood and sisterhood
voicing absolute zero tolerance
for nuclear arms and frightfully
at mercy of totalitarian
during thee thick of atomic age
faulting one for cultivating
his trademark thicket of verbiage
indulging passion with words
which Belles-lettres
(French pronunciation: [bɛl lɛtʁ])
lovingly embrace to showcase
like pictures at an exhibition masterful equipage
not simply any poem or prose written by him
but divers wordsmiths
that encompass the world wide web
a spectrum of communications
within the pantheon of literature
where many a storybook
on fine display over the test of time
when an author did write
harkening back countless millenniums
ever since the dawn of civilization,
when proto-humans enthralled
courtesy barely scratching the surface,
yet with Pilgrim\'s pride and prejudice
did captcha crude rendition
until advent of law and order
necessitated heavily penalizing
plagiarism as theft
after which copyright
infringement laws established
whereby prodigious young author
versus the orbitz around sun
completed thru no spring chicken
the likes of a egalitarian, grammarian,
latitudinarian, nonestablishmentarian, Pennsylvanian,
proletarian, sexagenarian, and Unitarian
which nasty, short and brutish
grueling mental effort
(approximately a small number of hours
the darkening hours of this April seventh
(heaven) day of two thousand and twenty six
allowed, enabled and
provided necessary quiet time
whereat I (a modest married male)
poached a previous feeble effort
and egged the resultant pièce de résistance
while yoked to Macbook Pro,
where thumb opposition gifted our forebears
(methinks countless millenniums ago)
evolution number nine
inaugurated specialized movement
whence some anonymous cave dweller
set in very slow motion
handy dandy blues clues, where forerunners
of modern man/woman,
he/she, him/hers, his/hers
now own the luxury to secret him/herself
within their pied-à-terre offers solace
as vested gentry from the publishing industry
on the lookout for
let\'s just say a talented
a male or female scribe
whose words tumbled out
ala stream of conscious fashion,
which will hopefully present a challenge
to you to wade waist high
(and at times being totally submerged)
nearly drowning while steeped in
a plethora of pablum
where all logic jumbled like a pit of vipers
couched within the following Ungapatchka
(also spelled ungepatchket
or ongepotchket) mishmash
a Yiddish adjective
describing something overly ornate,
chaotic, tackily decorated, or \"too much\"
superfluous vacuous words
that could cause serious fallout
in sum:re to spring up
at the most inopportune moment
finding thee babbling senselessly
in a language all your own
which peculiar behavior
cause for lookers on
to stay clear of someone
who appears harmless,
but paranoia pervasive
and prevalent on this planet
hence the pharmaceutical companies
experience a booming industry
linkedin to global pandemic of
anxiety about anti-semitism, crime,
gun violence, misogyny, racism, et cetera.
Forsooth ever since the existence...
of Homo sapiens, sapiens
where one atavistic and anachronistic
twenty first century
self-absorbed bountiful revisionist
imagines dragons and horrifying
aggressors aplenty abounded,
and pounded for reasons
and rhymes unfounded
(but mainly of yore
compromising, fueling, instigating supposed
rise and fall of civilizations
(or rather city states, municipalities, principalities
(from Greek arche) powerful spiritual beings
or demonic entities
that hold authority,
dominion, or influence
over specific regions,
nations, or spheres of influence)
courtesy nasty, short
and brutish and loutish,
nirvana seeking, foo fighting, beastie boys
whose comprised penultimate aim
to quench insatiable blood-thirst
to rape (don\'t forget being scalped
setting a mohawk trend), pillage, and loot
generally to buzzfeed and appease lust for war
(just ask mister Jeeves)
said aggressors (as well as
ordinarily calm, cool,
and collected (but presently awry
after warring factions became
nations benefits victims,
but rendered emotionally
and physically paralyzed)
despite both sides armed to the teeth
the former (their appetite for conquest)
sought to expand their kingdom
after donning trappings of war
and trumpeting battle hymn
in the name of their republic,
whether or not vanquished
woefully nabbed subjects
I hardly and readily accept NOT being
entertained after forcibly annexed,
the latter where numerous scenarios
called farewell to arms
and dead souls flitting
to and fro hither and yon,
(as characterized by Nikolai Gogol (1809–1852),
a Russian novelist, dramatist,
and short-story writer of Ukrainian ethnicity,
whose work considered a cornerstone
of Russian literature
and a masterpiece satire
that critiqued social corruption),
especially after a major internecine
rage against the machinations
of McDonald\'s loving lunatic,
where one lone baby boomer
sat at his computer desk
furiously typing away,
who just so happened,
to be scribbling expansive nothings
assuaged his nihilist existentialist dilemma,
among Gregorian chanting monastic asceticists
piano practicing Pennsylvanian plebeian philologists
distraught even before the age of exploration
self described proletarian, sexagenarian, solitudinarian,
and Unitarian secular humanist
retracting against military intelligence
and repulsed after Kids «Я» us sacrificed
as mere innocent lads videlicet babes in the woods
(an idiom describing a person
who ranks as naive, innocent, or inexperienced,
making them vulnerable
to being exploited, duped, or harmed
in a complicated or dangerous situation),
and men folk then considered old
at the age of three score and seven
(by gosh and golly jeepers
same as yours truly - matter of fact)
orbitz around the sun
battle weary and a pacifist to boot
soon after renouncing
an eye for and an eye
and tooth for a tooth by George -
thoroughly goodly disgusted with violent deaths
precious resource of countless forsaken lives
while with futility defended kith and kin
for the umpteenth time
out of pride and prejudice therefore
linkedin with sense and sensibility
and the pure hell rent asunder
witnessed magnitudes of grievousness
(more than the psyche can tolerate)
whereat tears of sadness unstoppably poured
out from the heart and soul
when during an average lifetime
many of the years
found the wordsmith being called to defend
territory housing lovely bones
of numberless graves
permanently housing generations of family
asking himself for what use valor
and bravery demonstrated
by brain child(wren)
bequeathed with surname Kenmore
derived from Scottish Gaelic
ceann mór (\"big head\"),
where more recent descendants,
whose lineage lives on primarily
hashtagged to said well-known brand
of household appliances
(refrigerators, washers)
sold by Sears (1886 Founding:
Richard Sears, a railroad station agent
in North Redwood, Minnesota,
started the R.W. Sears Watch Company
after purchasing a refused shipment of watches
whose timely employees
exhibited an esprit de corps
though doubtful they could have laid claim
to immediate lineage to the founding
of aforementioned company
who expanded with watchmaker
Alvah Curtis Roebuck.