Boo hoo!
Aww, why do I rarely get the meaning of cryptic stuff on \'ere?
Well, I only got 3 brain cells, so that don\'t help much!
But then I put my big foot in it
Interpreting summat incorrectly
Though in some in some cases
Poems can mean what we each want them to mean
I\'m a confused laddie, I can tell ya
What with meters, metaphors, similies
What are they?
And conundrums such as:
Why is \'abbreviation\' such a long word?!
And those acky things - acronyms, I mean
And those iambic pentameters
Are they architectural? Hmm.
There\'s iambic columns of stone, I think
And is a Haiku some sort of particular sneeze
As in \'Hai-choo?!\'
And with a Tanka
Is it a way of saying \'Thank you?!\'
Boo hoo! Oh woe!
But don\'t worry, says one who knows 99% of everything
The talking, barking one
I\'ll teach ya, Fido says
But I may baffle you too:
Is it \'Alleluia\' or \'Hallelujah\' or \'Halleluia\' or what is it?
They\'re all the same really! lol.
Now you\'ll baffle me again with your long words
I thought that hippo..... word was summat to do with hippos - but no!
Wot is it again?
And wot does it mean?!
Now I\'ve caused ya to waste
Oh I dunno, an average of 27 seconds
Reading this waffle! lol.
I\'ve lost count
But it\'s Poem No. 373635493 or approximately
In me \'More Nuttiness\' series!
Will ya stop that rambling? Fido asks me
And take ME on a ramble now!