The 9 3/4 platform of the internet
a place you slip into accidentally,
right between a normal click
and a terrible decision.
Profiles glow with inspirational quotes,
while their inboxes drip
with the emotional hygiene
of a public restroom.
The site claims it’s “community‑driven.”
just like a stampede is “horse‑driven.”
Every report button is decorative,
like a fire extinguisher
filled with glitter.
But it teaches you
a skill schools never teach
the art of blocking with Olympic precision.
And when you finally log off,
the silence feels so clean
you could bottle it
and sell it as luxury skincare.