I search for an old song
One my mother used to play
On a crackling 78
It was called \"A perfect day \"
I found a modern version by someone I hadn\'t heard
His name was Loudon Wainwright the third
The song was appropriate, but what came next
Made me consider the hair on my chest
I wish I was a Lesbian!
What a cracker of a song
Made me think of my wife
And how we get along
I would share it if I could
But I don\'t know how?
I sent it to my wife, she had a laugh
Call it a catchy tune!
The avenues he takes me
Keep me amused...