Tristan Robert Lange

The Orange Ordinance

There was a large and orange dope
Who trolled the world, an evil trope.
A bramble on his gourd,
While dressing as the Lord,
Made his case to divorce the pope.
 
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, April 16, 2026.
 
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