Doggerel Dave

Special Announcement

Special Announcement To the Market –

A completely fresh commodity.

We present to all in need of same:

 

Packaged, on hire at reasonable rates

To football games; Elections large and small,

Five year recurring but three year specials too.

Also marriages, other minor events.

 

Formulated and packaged with much care -

Our product, no not in a bottle: Goodwill.