It was an instant affair
Lust at first sight
He gave it his all
Lasted all night
She watched him go
Marked him an eight
Gave a slight grin
As her fingers slid in
Shower and fed
Work for the dead
Tonight, someone new
Speak dirty
Just screw
Gave him a five
For being alive
Left in no doubt
As she threw him out
She sighed with a grin
As the love wand slid in
What does a girl have to do
To get a decent screw
Told him straight
Hold tight, please wait
What does he do
Wasn’t even worth a two
Opens her drawer
To her comfort and joy
The wonder boy
Go down, stop
Okay you’ve reached the spot
What are you doing
Not a lot
Not even worth a mark
Thrown to the sharks
Opens her drawer
Rubs in some cream
Pops in some eggs
Let\'s out a scream
Starts to dream
He’s shaped like a dildo
Packs his own cream
No batteries required
Where has he been
Finally, found her man
Ten out of ten
Thank you, god, Amen
Wakes up with a smile
But just for a while
Ah, well, great for a time
She sighs with a grin
As her fingers slid in.