Now lookie here....
What DO they do?
These characters in soap serials
Day after day, never-ending
But not usually weekends
They swan about, doing nothing
Examples are:
A doctor in a show, only works about once a fortnight
Got no patients!
A shop that is fully stocked
Cos it never has any customers!
And no one ever goes shopping
How do they survive?
Well, they\'re all made of wood - wooden acting!
And a terrifying song
Including the line:
\'I want to stay for ever\'
Completely bonkers!
It will drive ya mad if ya do
I can\'t stay one minute more! LOL
Ya knows the joke of a prisoner:
The sentence was 40 years in jail
Or one week of watching \'Neighbours\'
(or equally ghastly UK show)
It was a no-brainer
He had to choose jail! Heehee.