I was four when the girl next door taught me how to kiss
She was older and a little bolder, she didn\'t aim to miss
The little wenchy gave me a frenchy, tongue drilling for oil
Being a little bloke I started to choke and her passion it did foil
I thought it crass that she grabbed my ass and gave me a lift
I started to wheeze and then to sneeze, a green booger was her gift