Doggerel Dave

Happy End.

Our relationship warm and snug,

Intimacy not easy to define;

The closeness had been so benign -

What was there left to do but shrug?

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Security not guaranteed

No matter time and circumstance.

Unhinged by too close our distance,

Though despite my desperate need.

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A toilet seat ancient and bakelite,

Comfort superlative, supreme;

Search long but I won it would seem:

Aah, it’s surface so smooth and white…