It\'ll take ya ages to read this rubbish
A poem of mega length - here it is!
Ohh, so on and so forth
Et cetera, et cetera - or etc, but not ect!
And furthermore.....
Carpe diem - I dunno wot it means
I took so long finding out
That when I found out it was night
And no day left to seize! Doh!
It didn\'t help that I was looking
In a fisherman\'s annual
Well, I thought it was related to carp
Some species of fish!
How come this nuttiness happens to me?
Woof! Think proper, says Fido
Write summat sensible
Though ya told me
This was gonna be a 5,000 word poem
Here\'s the rest of the words (some of \'em)
Blah, blah, mumbo jumbo
Waffle and nonsense
All sorts of irrelevances
And nothing in particular
Always use 100 words when 5 will do, I say!
Will you stop this rambling? Says Fido
And take ME for a ramble!
Heehee.