bringing out the guillotine today
I’m not sure what I’ve done wrong
I thought more was better
but my advisors
they say
reach to far, fall off the chair
can I convince them the chair instead?
it’ll be a spectacle!
fireworks! food! drinks!
let this occasion for the people!
even as gruesome as any sacrifice
be celebrated and not mourn
because here I thought
we were having a good time
wait I have an idea!
In my country!
I ban, effective immediately
violence