Goldfinch60

Walking Home Late.

I was walking home one night

And s it was late I took a shortcut,

A shortcut through the cemetery.

I heard some tapping

So I walked faster

But I only got nearer

As the tapping got louder.

Then I saw a man,

A man chiselling,

Chiselling on a tombstone.

So I walked up to him

I asked him,

“Why are you working so late?”

He looked round at me and replied,

“They spelt my name wrong!”