Classicmister

AI Rescues My Decking!

Twenty years have run their span

Since when my project first began

To design and build a decking space

With hopefully a firm sub base

 

But now it tilts from left to right

Its timbers giving up the fight

To hold the boards both straight and true

As some are loose and some askew

 

Some posts and joists quite rotted through

No longer holds a four-inch screw

Once was the lumber so robust

But now disintegrates as dust

 

The culprits are the damp fed spores

Which multiply when left outdoors

And so, I turn to app AI

To seek advice and then apply

 

The remedy a breeze to crack

If I employ a scissor jack

Placed beneath a still hard joist

And use it as a powerful hoist

 

Once the joists restored to true

I must the rotted posts renew

By bolting new against the old

The decking boards will firmly hold

 

To further spread the deck’s lifespan

AI suggests another plan

Searching its data near and far

Advises coating posts with tar

 

And so, the decking’s life extended

And failing structure fully mended

To last another twenty years

And so I give AI three cheers