Oh God it\'s 7.30 am on my day off.
All I have to do is shower,
Get the kids breakfast and drive them to school.
Then it’s all day OFF.
Ok okay 9.30am time for my day off to start.
That is not the phone.Please stop ringing.
I am not answering that. I am not answering that
This is my day off I am not answering that.
Ohh God “Hello”
“Hi Jeanie how’s your Day off going?
It’s Natasha. You know your neighbour.
Listen Darling I hate to ask you,
Especially on your day off.
But it’s Claudette.You know my Afghan Hound.
I left the house without feeding her.
The food is on the doorstep in a box.
You just need to pour some out for her.
I’ll love you forever if you could do that.Bye”
Okay.I fed the neighbours horse, dog what ever it is
It’s now 10.30pm
Finally my Day off begins. Where is the wine bottle.
Oh God the dishes. That wont take long.
And the washing I better do it nobody else will.
Okay 12.00 noon and it’s time for lunch on my Day off.
Oh God look at those curtains,
Haven’t been cleaned in years.
Okay another load of washing won’t take long.
Okay time for my favourite DVD.”Beaches”
I never got to see the end. Does she die in the end.
Okay movie is on. Shoes are off. Wine in hand.
Oh God look at those toe nails.Gross.
Okay a quick race to the beautician. She won’t take long.
Then my Day off can start properly.
Oh God I forgot the movie. I still don’t know if
Bette Middler dies in the end. Oh well.
Okay 4.00pm and the door bell rings.
“Hey Mom how did your day off go? Oh yer I failed Maths,
Melanie kissed a boy and then she got suspended.
So business as usual I suppose.”
“Yes dear it is always nice to have a Day off” I said.