There was a young lad who
gulped down a lie,
I don’t know why he gulped down
a lie, surely he’ll cry!
There was a young lad who
gulped down a slider
that sizzled and drizzled and
pickled inside urgh,
he gulped down the slider to
feed the lie,
I don’t know why he gulped down
a lie, surely he’ll cry!
There was a young lad who
gulped down a third,
speech was slurred, downing the third!
He gulped down the third to drench
the slider, that sizzled and drizzled
and pickled inside urgh,
he gulped down the slider to
feed the lie,
I don’t know why he gulped down
a lie, surely he’ll cry!
There was a young lad who
gulped down a chat,
a chancy twat, gulping the chat!
He gulped down the chat to just the third,
he gulped down the third to drench
the slider, that sizzled and drizzled
and pickled inside urgh,
he gulped down the slider to
feed the lie,
I don’t know why he gulped down
a lie, surely he’ll cry!
There was a young lad who
gulped down some slog,
crippled in bog, gulping on slog!
He gulped down some slog to write the chat,
he gulped down the chat to just the third,
he gulped down the third to drench
the slider, that sizzled and drizzled
and pickled inside urgh,
he gulped down the slider to
feed the lie,
I don’t know why he gulped down
a lie, surely he’ll cry!
There was a young lad who
gulped down a vote,
loved all they wrote, downing a vote!
He gulped down a vote to work the slog,
he gulped down some slog to write the chat,
he gulped down the chat to just the third,
he gulped down the third to drench
the slider, that sizzled and drizzled
and pickled inside urgh,
he gulped down the slider to
feed the lie,
I don’t know why he gulped down
a lie, surely he’ll cry!
There was a young lad who
gulped down a vow,
something so foul, gulping this vow!
He gulped down a vow, to snatch a vote,
he gulped down a vote to work the slog,
he gulped down some slog to write the chat,
he gulped down the chat to just the third,
he gulped down the third to drench
the slider, that sizzled and drizzled
and pickled inside urgh,
he gulped down the slider to
feed the lie,
I don’t know why he gulped down
a lie, surely he’ll cry!
There was a young lad who
gulped down a force…
now he’s buried amongst the gorse!!