Tristan Robert Lange

o, stuff it, shall you?

click it or ticket

don’t dare drive

while eating a biscuit

drive sober

or—wait for it—

get pulled over

if you drive distracted—

don’t you know it?—

others will be impacted.

and, if you do it all right—

know—you could still

get pulled over tonight.

First published on tristanrobertlange.com, June 5, 2026.

Tittu