Tristan Robert Lange

bad precedent

roosevelt enjoyed boxing

liked to box

stood in the ring

had the prowess of a fox.

you, mr. bad precedent,

polish your white box,

so you can sport self-branded socks,

possibly self-branded crocks,

while you watch others box,

claw, kick, scrape,

peck like gamecocks,

for your royal birthday bash,

as king of an ugly, social pox.

First published on tristanrobertlange.com, June 15, 2026.

Tittu