Now. c\'mon, I must know
Are ya still human? And - Am I still human?!
Ya can\'t fool me.....
Getting on here by false pretences, some of ya
Getting past the \'verify\' stage somehow
I\'m sure some ya are not human
But which ones?!
Ya can tell me
\'Just humour him\', old Fido says
\'He\'s having an eccentric moment again!\'
LOL.