Millions of years old
That\'s Goldfinch and me - and you too?!
Now to put some things of history straight....
It was in fact Goldfinch and me
Who were the first men on the moon
And yes, there were humans around
At the time of the dinosaurs
Us two were around then, and outlived them
OK - you can be called a dinosaur
Even if you\'re not millions of years old
As in the sense of - Nope, I won\'t use e-mail
Or any technology stuff
I\'ll stay a \'dinosaur\'!
Yes, we were there in person us two (and Fido)
Battle of Hastings 1066
The Gunpowder Plot 1605
The USA Independence 1776
Aww, I forgot to invite ya to that party
But there was a condition -
You had to have been there in person in 1776
So only us two turned up. Doh!
Oh, and KP too - that old trout
She must be very old too!
Never seen her without the botox
So I can\'t tell
Anyway, it would be too terrifying
To see her without it!
Heehee
Now some things that may be \'relics\' these days?
A giant sized early mobile phone?
A video recorder?
A stamp for an actual letter?
A fax machine?
Writing a cheque?
Who are these people that use such things still?
What else............?
LOL