There we were
Sitting watching the box
In between dozes
After a busy few days.
I looked at the Mrs,
She was asleep.
Suddenly started
With a yell.
“Wow!” she said,
“That was scary”
“You were standing over me,
In a pink shirt!”
“A pink shirt!” I yelled,
“Why would I wear a pink shirt!”
I needed a scotch to calm me,
Hoping that nobody would think,
That I ever wore a pink shirt.