It\'s \'orrible in our house at mealtimes
At least it is for KP
I dish her up sewage every meal
As for Fido and I
We have roast dinners
Strawberries and cream
Luxury foods, whatever we want
While KP has her meals in Fido\'s kennel
You cad, you bounder, you ******
They call me - oops, best mark this one 18+.
It can\'t be helped though
Gotta be done
To keep her down a peg or two - or ten!
Aww, why she complain, and say
\'You never compliment me or say anything nice to me\'
But I\'m too generous
I reply, \'Why, I appreciate you each day\'
And say, \'You\'re looking more old-trout like each day, my dear!\'
It\'s terrible! LOL.