I\'ve begun thinking that if one wants to write, they just gotta write; you wanna shit gold?—first you gotta let yourself shit shit. Every shit you take lets you develop into a better shit taker; so you wanna shit gold? Go shit some shit and work out what you liked about the pile of defication that was your last write. Personally, and I do believe that it is because of brain damage, I am more of a flow of consciousness shiter; but at least I let myself shit. I\'d like to read your shit; now make it stinky.