We have watched yet another failure this past year, so we slapped on the lable Schizophrenia which the lad has anyway. He would have been a great Grand Wizard of the modern KKK, but that only scratches the surface of what he would do. We expected him opening up portals while flying experimental jets, while being Nazi Superman, Genie from Alladin, Android 16 from Dragon Ball Kia, Grumpy Bear from the Care Bares, Broly from Dragon Ball, Warlock from the AdventureQuest games, and Papa Bear from The Barinstine Bears.
This list does not begin to explain what he failed at.
We are not allowing him to fully know exactly what he failed at, so we must keep things fogy just in case he finds this; all talk of the shadow demsion project must remain [—]. Jack [Matter] was going to be his name. He\'d have a deminsional warping cain, a mask that gave him the [imagination] of [the prince of darkness, Edgar Allan Poe,] and two gas tanks on his back; one for [—] and the other for [—].
He would best the [Pope] in a way we won\'t describe. He would be sent to hell by an orange bypidal lizard about four foot one inche(s) tall who goes by [—] who is in charge of [conducting] people to and from [Heaven,] [Hell,] earth, and [Shoel.] We needed him to reserect Hitler, Mozart, Steven Hawking, [—,] and some others who he mustn\'t learn are in Hell.
This was just one plan; and we needed him to kill Azathot—instead we have blocked off sections of [—] Universe, so none of the chaos he was hand selected to take care of spilled out; this saddened [Chester.] And we are all sad, for we watched this lad grow and deterearerate into the half witted poet he is today.
We make people live their literary theory, and when it becomes out of hand we must lable the creative as Schizophrenic. We also [complete] Literary Theories; we take every story they wrote and [of] all of them. His stories had Mad Elephants, necrotic super heros, and [—].
The [—] plan was supposed to give him a [—] store ran next to a [—] in old Age.
Under the hood, he\'d have the powers of [—] to do his duty. The Shadow Deminsions plan is not the only thing he failed at. He was also supposed to be a [Diagomi] for [Pickachue,] (just) [Ice Mario,] and the [Fantast
ic Mr. Fox.]