Tristan Robert Lange

Mouth, Ass, and Foot Disease

I have a diagnosis,

If you please—

Better sit down,

Hold the cheese—

The prognosis ain’t great,

Hear that wheeze?

Don’t you speak

Or move, better freeze,

You seem to have contracted

Mouth, Ass, and Foot Disease.

You had better leave—

Set our minds at ease.

First published on tristanrobertlange.com, July 21, 2026.

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