Nope, not some crusading theme
Not some call to revolution
Or any of that stuff
But some nonsense, some rubbish!
But what is referred to
In \'Will this stop?\'
Well it\'s, \'Will I stop being \'orrible to KP?\'
I doubt it, though there was
A slight ray of sunshine, of hope, of goodness
Two minutes every year in July I reckon it is
But then, \'That\'s your lot for this year, my dear!\'
See how I\'m tricky
I add \'My dear!\' and she don\'t know
I\'m being \'orrible to her
She\'s \'er outdoors, anyway
That\'s a relief
Bit I still see her -
On TV, in papers, in magazine,........
Ohhh, everywhere I look
I see this old trout appariton!
\'Enough!\' says Fido to me
Heehee.
This rubbish is all true, ya know!