Substantial portion, viz
the lion\'s share
of the following poem
written June 10th, 2018,
hence references made to news
tidbits well nigh scads of years ago
after almost three hundred
and sixty five days
since the missus and her bard arse
moved here within where
tract of green acres
acquired the Schwenk family of yore
would be pleasantly surprised
to time travel and amble
along the main street
and yours truly turn down an offer
to accompany them
since unwellness hopefully
explains why I wallow in despair
feeling like es hitch eye tee,
a bout of lower gastrointestinal bugaboo
methinks perhaps malware or computer
virus infiltrated these lovely bones
rarely afflicted with unwellness,
and truth be told, I never contracted
a deadly disease, but almost died
upon the cusp of adolescence,
cuz I sip prose poe whit tree
imps of the perverse
goaded me to starve
this then thirteen year old boy.
Unseen enemy invades my body
with platoon of green berets air
rating, and enfilading
immune system videlicet
hub bully knock and
analogous rock em
and sock em robots kin me
courtesy roebuck seers sucker punches
mightier than Stormy Daniels wallop
to my wallet
from an indomitable
haversack being carrying
courtesy giant bully bear,
whereby cyclopean ogre
freighted hallucinatory dreams
popped up, dunkin noggin - donut ask
clouding ordinarily outlook clear
via this germane, foo fighting earthlinked,
googly eyed live prodigy
also smart arse derriere
(ha – at least sense of humor still intact),
when rest only respite against e’er
gang num of good n plenty
supreme warriors decimating
heralding, lobbing, pulsating fanfare
for this common man
ordinarily robust healthy Donald,
with Machiavellian bravado –
leaving said prince charged with impedance
unable to muster commando egg flu Jung
undermining capacity to brandish
barren grinchlike playboy prestige
self anointed reputation as grandpoobear
smacking dagnabbit fearlessness
sync king, limning, and feigning
to be among magnificent seven
donning follicles slicked
in imitation of greaser
coiffed swept back blond hair,
where (if one could zoom
and magnify manifold)
tom tom club melee
evincing, hammering and
juxtaposing sterling rods
bamboozling schlepper
with molecular size bots
trumpeting atomic bombs
leveling MineCraft concentration
with piercing arrow marks
intrepid invisible microscopic organisms,
attack in Cingular
hardened gear entity,
aggregate, blasting billingsgate, congregate,
gravitate as best buy,
capital one egghead, albeit flimsy
groupon heir inherited
courtesy Don Ask Jeeves throne –
as one BuzzFeed linkedin
uber twittering shutterfly on my Bing
viz, said lothario tumblr hotmail
happened tubby barren some fancy feast,
where gimlet eyes cling aspirin, Bufferin
with super acting non-glue tin,
NOR NON GMO guaranteeing LifeLock
on par with pinteresting illuminaire
hand crafted glittering gold earring
overlaid with anti-semitic,
egotistic, and misogynistic veneer
invaders re: Avast itsy bitsy potpourri
of foreigners re: survivors
without remorse to fling
helter skelter infectious germs
flittering to and fro hither and yon
within mine corporeal
cerebral domed gummed hell
hounded integral kickstarter
i.e. complex edifice pell mell
twittering, SnapChatting, Ringling Brother
Barnum, Banks, Bailey & Bittle
inherited deadly killjoy Bluetooth to quell
defensive IdentityGuard
courtesy from mothers -
little helpers – satisfaction generating
excellent skill casting a spell
binding heavenly gilt free,
progressively deteriorating conditions,
where William Tell
Overture played over,
and over incessantly within –
no let up waking in cold blood, sweat
and tears unwelcome videlicet
by ace archers in dark hoodies
wielding bowed slings and arrows well
aimed at apple of heart,
ratcheting up a notch,
this feeling feathery tarred,
and essentially un well,
where microbial infrastructure
bound me with fluted
Streptococcus pyogenes bacteria
causing strep throat drumming,
thus disallowing me
to imitate rebel yell
intended as sympathy for the devil.