In that case, says Fido
You CAN say some long words
If you profess \'I CAN\'T say NO long words\'
Oh, you know all the grammatical stuff, Fido
The double negatives, and all that rubbish. lol.
But I can\'t say ANY long words
They all seem to end in \'wotsit\'
Or \'thingy\', or \'watcha-ma-call-it\'
I mean, those iambic penta-thingys (pentameters)
And meta-wotsically speaking in some poems (metaphorical)
And I hardly get the meaning of any cryptic-watcha-ma-call-it (crypticness)
And who\'s Joe Bloggs (a UK expression only for \'any man\'?)
And have they caught Bill Stickers yet?
Or his mate Bill Posters?
They\'re gonna be prosecuted
Why, what they done?!
This must cease, says Fido
These prehistoric, corny jokes
It\'s only you that still laughs at them these days
He says to me
As you\'ve told us them 5 million times!
And this must stop too -
Using a thousand words when 5 will do!
Heehee.