No month\'s like January, thirty-one days strong.
Except October, the tenth month, matching right along.
June and July differ by only just one day,
chronologically: thirty first, thirty-one next way.
March also claims thirty-one, exact same as December,
though nothing beats November\'s thirty, that you\'ve got to remember.
April barely matters, unless you\'re but a fool,
day one is not day two, so thirty\'s the rule.
August keeps its own count, just one extra day,
stolen straight from February, thirty-one\'s its way.
Ninth month\'s got thirty days, unlike May, mind you,
May\'s got three more than February, thirty-one, that\'s true.