Now I never was very good at languages
Here\'s what sounds like a bit of French
French to me anyway!
Nope, not a repeat of that F, F, F, and F poem
When I have to add
\'Pardon my French!\'
But a tale of when I forgot
To add water to my whisky, gin, whatever...
That made it difficult for me to saysh
Any tongue twistersh that have a lot of \'s\' words
After a ginsh or threesh - or tensh!
I couldn\'t shay properly:\'
\'Sheesh shells shee shellsh on the shee-shoresh\'
Or stuff like that
Oh, and neither could I saysh:
\'The sixth sheikh\'sh sixth sheepsh is sicksh\'
Have to ask me to translate
If you\'re not fluent in French!
LOL. (Hic!)
\'Put the gin down\' says Fido!