Now, c\'mon Fido
What nationality are ya?
Though ya know, oh, 3,682 languages, is it?
Tell us know, how are your relatives?
The posh English one who says \'Tally ho, a spiffing woof to you\'
The French one who says \'Le Woof\' or \'La Woof\'
The Scottish one who says \'Mc Woof\'
The Welsh one who says \'\'Woof Boyo\'
The Irish one who says \'Top of the Woof mornin\' to ya\'
The American one, in a certain area
Who says \'Woof y\'all\'
The Chinese one who says
\'Confucius he say Woof\'
If you know more of Fido\'s relatives
Add your own line
Spanish, German, etc....
Much more of this
And we\'ll all go nutty!
Unless the jokes are too corny for ya!
LOL