Yep, this will offend you - sort of
It\'s old Orchi\'s cute version
But he can\'t translate it - Swoon!
It has 5,493 lines
Most of which I can\'t repeat here
But - they are all repeats of line 1
What\'s upset you? Fido asks me
To write such a poem?!
Here\'s Line 1 then:
Ohh, F, F, F, and F.....!
That\'ll be Fruitcakes, Fudge, Faffing about, and Foolishness
Oops! I\'ve translated it!
Better mark it 18+
Cos Fido barks at me too
If I forget!
It\'s not just you that gets his barks!
LOL.