Man
\'Oh Bless me Father for I have Sinned,
And I\'m all at Sea where I should begin\'.
\'For I had Sex last Night with Ladies three;
The Swedish sort , Moralities free\'.
\'I Performed the Act not Once or Twice;
But a first for me - I did It Thrice\'.
Priest
\'Have you been to Confession anytime before\'?
Man
\'Oh no good Father, I\'m of the Jewish Law\'.
Priest
\'Well why are you here telling me my Son\'?
Man
\'Because I\'m doing the Town telling everyone\'.