My poems are
in rhyme and meter
If you have a wife
I\'d like to meet her.
If you have a daughter
even better,
I\'ll wait here while you
Go and get her.
If there\'s a sister
Then I\'m sold,
As long as she
Is not too old.
If you have a niece
That\'s quite cool,
So long as she\'s
Not still at school.
If you have a cousin
that\'ll do,
Better though
If you have two.
I know you think
I\'m only kidding
We\'ll test that
If you do my bidding.
I\'m not nice,
Yes that\'s true,
But I have charm
Enough for two,
And modesty;
Not my thing.
I have a song
Of self to sing.
I\'d meet them each
Without rejection
And have them all
Without protection.
Just think on how
Pleased you\'ll be,
When you have kin
Who look like me!