There I was drinking coffee
In the coffee house,
Sitting with my lover and a friend,
When looking out the window we saw her,
A young lady.
She was wearing shorts so tight
She almost looked naked.
And our friend said to us
“If I were her mother
I’d tell her not to go out like that!”
And we all laughed,
Remembering those olden days
When respect for all was there,
Unlike these modern days.