BLACK HAWAII
Mozzarella is the best Cheese yet,
Add Pineapple Chunks for a surefire bet.
But my Hawaiian Pizza was completely burnt,
So it\'s times like this a lesson learned:
Aloha Temperature should\'ve been set.
NONE DIRECTION
I had a huge fight the other night,
With my Girlfriend Virginia, the love of my life.
She pointed out on close Inspection,
That I appeared to have no sense of direction-
Well I just had enough and got up and Right.