Tristan Robert Lange

Heavy Metal Made Me Do It

BEWARE!

Have you not heard,

There are demons here,

There are demons there,

And every-damn-where!

TOOLS!

They’re up the block,

They’re in the schools,

They’re kneading pizza dough,

To eat your kids, fools!

STOP

Telling me that I am wrong

Like you’re some truth cop,

I see those demon bastards

Using souls as their chop shop.

BELIEVING

That I am the one who’s wrong

Will not save you from receiving

Demons from metal records

And Hollywood shows, deceiving.

CONSPIRACIES!

They are what they call Q,

Filled with weird intricacies;

But they say that of 1692,

And those witchcraft atrocities.

© 2026 Tristan R😈bert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, September 9, 2026.

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